Last year, my goal was for a fatter bank account and a slimmer set of thighs. It seems that I got the two mixed up. So let’s try this again:
This year, instead of a box of chocolate, could you could help me out by sending me a box of magical gummies that could actually make my butt get smaller when I eat them, instead of the other way around.
Cupid, this Valentines Day, please send me Mr. Perfect this year, someone who’s loyal, attentive, really listens to me, and isn’t a total slob around the house.
Let’s not screw it up this time.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I’m so sorry to hear about the mix up! I’ve forwarded your complaint to Cupid Customer Relations, they’ll look into the matter promptly. Your ticket number is 4,893,205.
However, I KNOW you won’t be disappointed this year – in fact, I can guarantee* you’ll be satisfied!
I’ve been searching far and wide for some of the world’s leading experts in women’s weight loss, and I finally found them over at SLIMQUICK® Pure laboratories!
I brought your letter up to my heart shaped chocolate box workshop and filed it with the other millions of letters I’ve been getting from women just like you, asking me to help them lose weight in a way that’s not only incredibly effective – but that’s also incredibly easy and delicious!
For 2015, I found something new, different, and far better than what’s already out there. I need something that looks and tastes just like candy, but is actually a potent formulation of healthy, natural ingredients that allows women to lose weight faster than ever before!*
The SLIMQUICK® Pure folks have worked tirelessly to develop the most effective female weight loss supplement out there, with supporting clinical studies that not only ensure it will allow women to lose 3 times the weight* while remaining stimulant-free, but that it will also taste as amazing as Valentine’s day candy!
Guess what Beth…they finally did it!
New SLIMQUICK® Pure Extra Strength Gummies have been developed using a ground-breaking natural formula designed to help women lose 3 times the weight* in 13 weeks! This is because SLIMQUICK Pure has isolated the fat burning components in green tea that speed up your metabolism better than any unhealthy chemical ingredient. SLIMQUICK Pure® with BioPure Green Tea™ allows for 3 times the absorption of fat burning agents called catechins, so you can lose 3 times the weight – Guaranteed*!
You’ll also appreciate that New SLIMQUICK® Pure Extra Strength Gummies contain natural and healthy ingredients. They are free of artificial colors, and their sweet and juicy “mixed berry” flavor made from all-natural ingredients makes you feel like you’re popping a delicious Valentine’s day candy in your mouth!
So no more mix ups this year! Make your new-year slim body resolutions come true with New SLIMQUICK® Pure Extra Strength Gummies. We specifically designed them to do what you asked for.
Until next year!
Cupid & the SLIMQUICK® Pure team
New SLIMQUICK® Pure Extra Strength Gummies
- Lose 3X the Weight*
- With Bio Pure Green Tea™
- Stimulant Free
- Free of Artificial Colors
- Amazing Mixed Berry Flavor
* Satisfaction guarantee: Trust the biggest name in female fat loss! If you are not 100% satisfied with your Slimquick product, you can return it to the place of purchase within 30 days for your money back.
*A clinical study has shown that overweight women using SLIMQUICK® Pure’s key ingredient, along with a 1,350 calorie diet, lost 25 pounds versus 8 pounds with diet alone in just 13 weeks.
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